for all you non-revers...

flying is stressful.
and flying standby is more stressful.
its the price you pay for a cheaper ticket i guess!
so here is a word from the wise to all of you non-revers...

step 1....getting there:
if you are leaving from a large airport (DIA, ORD) try to get there at least one hour and 45 minutes before hand. you cant be too sure how long the lines are and if you are taking united express the gates are at the very end of the concourse in den. it can be a 15 min walk after you get off the train! also some of my friends have had "extra" security screening. if you are leaving from a small airport (fresno, des moines, etc) be there at least one hour before. that is usually plenty of time.

what to bring...
dont check your bag. it might get lost and if you are non-rev then you most likely wont get it back (they barely pay attn to paying costumers!) and also you might not get on the flight (but your bag will). so learn to pack light! and no liquids over THREE ounces. you can stuff a quart size plastic bag (if you dont have it in a bag you get extra screening). and sometimes ive tried putting some liquids in my purse and some in my main bag...so i can take more and they havent noticed ;) if you need travel size anything...let me know :) you are only allowed 2 carry ons....so take a normal size roller bag and a big purse. if you are on united express you might have to "check" your bag at the gate. its fine, just do whatever they say. it will be on the jet bridge for you when you to your next place.
bring your ID obviously. you should be listed and everything when you get to your ticket counter. so you will just need your ID.
if you are going out of the country - you will need your passport. i would recommend making a copy of your passport. also if you dont travel out of the country often... then tell your bank!!! its not fun when you get there and dont have $. transfer some money $30-$40 bucks at the airport until you find an ATM. be careful taking a taxi anywhere and always be aware of your surroundings. look smart! (hello - the movie taken!)
(oh also, bring a sweatshirt or blanket for the plane - blankets and pillows on planes are so gross).


suck up....
to the customer service agent! this is your key to getting on because they have all the power. so be nice!! :) really nice. like complement their hair and stuff. and look nice. as a non-rev you are not supposed to wear jeans, tennis shoes, t-shirts, or flip flops. they say that you are "representing the company"...whatever. but also you could get first class and some customer service agents wont let you on if you are not dressed right.

if you dont get on....
that sucks. just kidding. i mean i have had friends stuck places for days! but most get on that day. try for the first flight of the day if you can and then good luck. if you dont get on that flight talk to the csa and they will list you for the next one....i recommend not even trying if the flight looks bad and the flights always look bad during the holidays and the busy season. fridays and sundays seem to be busy too.

so there it is...all my secrets to a less stressful vacation.
bon voyage!!!